One Friday night when I was in 11th grade, I went to see my very best friend Christian Rock in the role of Sir Lancelot in Archbishop Ryan High School’s production of Lerner and Lowe’s Camelot. Camelot is a musical from 1960 about King Arthur and the knights of the round table. The 1967 film… Continue reading Camelot


As I’ve said before, we moved around a lot, and I had to take a lot of shit from jock dickheads in every new neighborhood I arrived in. This pattern played out yet again when we landed in Frankford. I started hanging with this group of jerk offs who were constantly playing basketball in their… Continue reading Stratocasters